Tag Archive: Wearable Wednesday

Wearable Wednesday Tanya Taylor

This is like a ruffled, fathered rollercoaster for me. First I’m excited: Then I’m a little breathless- Then I get scared- Then I throw up a little. But it doesn’t stop and I can’t tell if I’m liking it – Or slowly dying. The dizziness! The confusion- The swirls of blinding color as everything starts […]

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Wearable Wednesday La Perla

This. This is hows 80’s Barbie made me think professional adults dressed. Bless her. I for one did not know La Perla designed streetwear. Ok, streetwear was a bad way to put it. Tho kind of accurate. Without a ‘Jump Street’ program, the KGB was less successful in their infiltration of American high school proms. […]

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Wearable Wednesday Viktor & Rolf

Now Erica, just because George invited you to his family Thanksgiving- don’t read too much into it. Be casual. Show up and don’t bother to lift a finger in the kitchen? Oh Wanda- you’re sitting next to cousin Otto the gravy slurper! That’s it. I’m adding a dress code paragraph to the e-vite. Luanne is […]

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Wearable Wednesday Escada

I’m getting good feelings from these- my jaded heart- my upper lip is feeling a jerking sensation- like I might form a smile. I’d better check these symptoms on webmd. Maybe it’s just a tumor. Or the fumes from her puffy paint. I feel a strong sense of youthful Fanning- Like maybe I could go […]

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Wearable Wednesday Alena Akhmadullina

Oh look! The designer discovered lining! I spoke too soon. This makes me think of owl inspired formal wear. Rejected French Wizarding school uniform: I swear, stop figure skating competitively and your knees go to shit.  Listen here little miss Heretic- don’t you ever make impromptu wardrobe items from the altar cloths at St Barnaclius!  […]

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Wearable Wednesday Alena Akhmadullina

Oh look! The designer discovered lining! I spoke too soon. This makes me think of owl inspired formal wear. Rejected French Wizarding school uniform: I swear, stop figure skating competitively and your knees go to shit.  Listen here little miss Heretic- don’t you ever make impromptu wardrobe items from the altar cloths at St Barnaclius!  […]

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Wearable Wednesday Alena Akhmadullina

Oh look! The designer discovered lining! I spoke too soon. This makes me think of owl inspired formal wear. Rejected French Wizarding school uniform: I swear, stop figure skating competitively and your knees go to shit.  Listen here little miss Heretic- don’t you ever make impromptu wardrobe items from the altar cloths at St Barnaclius!  […]

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Wearable Wednesday ksenia-seraya

You know it’s a universal truth. Once you bring Eastergrass into your home- it’s never not in your home.  The Returnof Prince Valium! Formal Pepe le Pew! The return of the table runner and kitchen cloth challenge! Ugh, any excuse to show some skin, Edna!? How does a designer plan this evil crotch?? Yes, cover […]

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Wearable Wednesday Ashish

It was hard to find a way to get a rise out of her parents, but Wednesday tried…. Wow. It’s so cold I can actually see a witches…… Mr Rodman if you don’t want attention- pick another outfit for LAX!? Tim Burton’s Pippi Longstocking took years to get funding….. Aw who cares if she can’t […]

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Wearable Wednesday For Restless Sleepers

For me, extreme wealth is about tiaras and roaming exotic places in pajamas. Occcasionally straddling a fountain with help from the concierge.  Maybe I saw Mame too many times, but seriously, I’m all about brunch with Wallis who has trouble seeing from her yacht- I usually have to flag her down. Sometimes I lose my […]

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Wearable Wednesday Thom Browne

A reminder- this is Ready to Wear- not couture. My rule has always been to showcase what the designers are showing as their meat and potatoes. I now give you those potatoes….. Oh crap! She saw a mouse!  Who thinks the Clinique salesgirls take themselves too seriously?  I think her coat needs a hairnet more […]

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Wearable Wednesday Fausto Puglisi

Built in crotch doily for seated snacking! Is this all one piece? Is it biker lingerie? Fashion! For ‘Merkicans! A lesser known storybook villain- Rufflestilskin! She owned a bed in a bag retail outlet.  I’m afraid to tell you what the lace medallion repeat in this collection makes me think of. You’ll only question my […]

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Wearable Wednesday Rejino Ryo

I’m getting whiplash here- I lurve this dress!? But…….’Christina!? Wire Hangers!?’ The knights donned their sod helmets and prepared for the petunia joust- Please stop trying to bring this blouse back- it gives me clown sickness.  Richard Branson! You never know where he’ll turn up! Ring the gong! It’s the 4 millionth rework of the […]

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Wearable Wednesday Karen Walker

At last! The origin story you’ve been waiting for! The Giddy Adventures of Young Miss Marple! Played by the dashing and tender Eddie Redmayne! See Jane in her best adventures yet! The Case of the Baggy Gym Bloomers! High waters or Homicide! Death and the Debutantes Darts! Diabolical Denim!  They Ruffle by Night! Counterpane Conspirator! […]

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Wearable Wednesday J W Anderson

The last description I ever want to hear about my upper torso is ‘flappy, droopy and empty’…. There’s probably a hilarious story about the models feeding persimmon jam to some emus and then a stampede occurred and oh, well, you can imagine…. ‘Finkle, party of 4? Welcome to O’Chans. The fitst Scottish Mandarin tapas buffet. […]

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Wearable Wednesday Vetements

Ugh- if I have to look- so do you! She’s begging for a bicycle to knock her out of this outfit! Are her feet that big or is a clown hiding behind her? I think of this pose as ‘pouting with cramps’ Does she have a spare outfit in the bag under her  arm? We’ll […]

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Wearable Wednesday Chalayan

I was going to say that this collection has no hanger appeal, but the hanger loved this one so much it refused to leave- This is classic comedy move #453- the frisky gerbil in the pant leg at a fancy event! It’s gold! Dita Von Teese and all the burlesque angels couldn’t make this combo […]

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Wearable Wednesday LemLem

Sigh….I couldn’t keep the guys away when I wore this on holiday at Sandals… it’s not getting as much love at Ladies night at Applebee’s. Is it called resort wear because wearing it is a last resort on laundry day? Can we stop trying to make these pants a thing? They make most of us […]

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Wearable Wednesday House of Holland

I’m Seeing a lot of musical influences here- the Partridge family bus- Elton Johns Bar Mitzvah outfit- I swear I saw Chastity Bono wear this on her parents show! I’m sorry- Miley in her lowest rave moment rejected this- Isnt a corduroy sundress kind of counter productive? Look- the old green room couch from CBGBs! […]

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Wearable Wednesday Molly Goddard

More like Moldy Goddamn- Do you make a POPPET Goody Proctor????? Walk of Shame- Granny’s rumpus room edition: All I can say is that my life is pretty plain- I like watching the puddles gather raaaaaiiiiiinnnn! I like the ‘insert bewbs here’ dotted lines. Blouses can be so challenging. Last year during a TCM scavenger […]

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Wearable Wednesday Rodarte

Hayfever Wedding Edition! Maybe I could just rip off a flower or two and reposition them over my…..no? Are you sure? Maybe I could have some eye brows?  It won’t delay the show but a moment…. Get I get a Fanning sister? I need a Fanning sister pronto! No Cecil I haven’t forgotten anything- I […]

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Wearable Wednesday maison-rabih-kayrouz

It’s ok Rhoda- come on out. We’re here to help.  Gentle readers- do you know a model who is suffering from abuse at the hands of a bad designer? Do they lack the will to stand upright and say ‘no. That’s not a dress! I won’t wear it!’ Do they suffer back and neck pain […]

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Wearable Wednesday Vika Gazinskaya

dont you hate style bloggers who do the ‘its a skirt! add a belt- its a sassy day to night party dress! knot the upper back and its a triceritops!’ No seriously Betty- just add bust darts and it will really come together- Cold shoulder, ruffles, halter neck! Score!It’s a trend trifecta!! Arlene- you had […]

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Wearable Wednesday MuiMui

Oh mercy upon us!? Are they remaking Herbie the Love Bug again? Something tells me the male flight crew doesn’t have to wear bubble rompers!?   Kanye manned the BBQ all weekend in this little number: Private Benjamin approves. Damnit, I like this blouse. Riff Randall is this years muse apparently- Ok, this fabric is […]

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Wearable Wednesday Dondup

Designers are faced with so many fiscal issues now. They must diversify! Dondup exemplifies this with their new KFC uniform collection: Also designing the 2017 tour costumes for Kid Rock: Parochial school uniforms for St Parsimmonious:  Safety tip Ladies- store your wallet in the fly zipper area- then you can clutch it in public and […]

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Wearable Wednesday Vivetta

Im so glad Daniel Radcliffe has found more work! This collection is all liverwurst and bananas for me. Things I like in small amounts but not near each other.  Legs- those are legs. Evil clown blouse with disembodied legs. I hate the underwear waistbands. Yech. But I think I hate the weird decorative napkin folding […]

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Wearable Wednesday Vilshenko

This collection feels like it was inspired by Natassia Kinski visiting her therapist at the Dakota: Oh, Dr Feldstein, I want a pony! Ariel was asked to find another therapist after it was discovered that it was she that kept stealing the window sheers. Lulu found the cacti to be kindred spirits to her warmth.  […]

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Wearable Wednesday Hellessy

The models here! Oh good job Phil- she looks really lifelike.  Let’s do the indoor photos first- before she defrosts.  Phil! I told you to get a fresh one! Look she’s starting to slump already!? Well the budget didn’t call for that! It’s no big deal- we’ll splint her-  Really Phil? You think this is […]

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Wearable Wednesday Romance was born

It promptly died. Erin was always being accused of scratching the pews at St Scurrilous. But dang it, she never missed mass- even after an all-nighter. I was going to delete this shot, but hey- my phone may have offered us the best way to view it. Darren’s Goth Nutcracker was a surprising hit-  Louise’s […]

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Wearable Wednesday Wolk Morais

Rupert knew he’d killed it in his job interview- he’d worn his lucky boa just to be sure! Evangeline turned to personal service jobs for out of town business men when the circus closed down. Drop crotch overalls are never good…. ‘Phil! I knew you’d come back-‘ Vera said to the trench coated figure who […]

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